I remember way back when I was in primary school there was this elaborate, complicated way you worked out if the boy you were keen on and you were going to be together, forever. I remember it had something to do with writing your names down and crossing off the letters you had in common and adding the letters up but after that I go a bit dim (maths does that to me) but somehow you worked out a percentage of how likely you were to be together, forever. I remember it was ALWAYS me and Kevin Bacon – together, forever! Kevin and I weren’t meant to be – we always got something like 24% but still I held out hope. It is pretty important stuff really when you think about it? I mean how do you know that you’ll be together, forever. Common interests, same values, laughing together – sure, but that simple act of adding and subtracting the letters of your name was pretty powerful stuff. Well in the interests of research, I recently found the outrageously accurate Love Calculator. Not only is it worked out by a real doctor – Doctor Love, of course – but you also only have to type in your names and BAM there is your percentage. (No more complicated maths! Yippee!!) Jason and I – BAM – 86% – pretty spectacular non? Me and Kevin Bacon – a pitiful 18%. Guess I found the right guy after all…however if I found out Kevin’s middle name would it work out better for us?